Get me a beer. Hey I pay the bills, I can not wear pants if I want to. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From mave3 on July 11, 2005 See More dog couch Recommended Comments () Picture "I have no idea who slobbered on the remote. Ask the baby, dude." Picture Wait, wait let me get this right. I get that and then YOU pay ME?!? Sounds pretty win-win. Picture "It was a mile away and I didn't have a car, but I'll be damned if I wasn't gonna get that couch back to my dorm." Picture Look, if I squeeze you can see his head get bigger. Picture Tell my La-Z-Boy I love her. Picture Hey man, can I get a Diet Coke, a lighter, and a PACK OF CAMELS! +250,000 views Comments ()