Nikki Hilton needs to hurry up and leak her sex tape to the Internet.
Oh, definitely not. There was no tape, it was a digital camera.
"It's only necessary because they used to have a flash bulb camera take a photo every 15 minutes."
"I knew duct taping this digital camera to a seagull's head was a good idea."
"Whoooo, Nikki is flat!"
Why does that dude not have a shirt on?