Eva Longoria, I annoint you the new queen of boners.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

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Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

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The nature walk from Hell.

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