Interesting, I know one that's out of work. He has no references though.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle