The sign isn't for a free hat, it's to free Hat McCullough, the baby killer in prison.
Ugh, fine I'll take your stuff, asshole.
Woah, no one told me I had to be a pitcher AND a catcher. I didn't sign up for that.
Oh, I thought it said babies. Well, I'm already here. 3 rabies please!
CAUTION: There's a silly sign coming up.
First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel.