You know you need a haircut when..

The transformation is almost complete.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"