i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Sexy and They Know It
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Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.



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