I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
When I was 10 years old, I'm pretty sure this is all I thought about.
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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.