i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
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Art School Boner Memorial
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
"This is from Star Wars?"
When I was 10 years old, I'm pretty sure this is all I thought about.
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I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
