"My two favorite things in life. Bowling and civil rights activists."

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth