"I only got the six month subscription."

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis