We spent three days trying to come up with another example of a song he might do. The best we could do was "Holy GrailHouse Rock." Maybe he really is talented.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.