I was babysitting one night for a family that lives down the street from me. I had already explained several times to them that I wasn't comfortable babysitting for them because they had four kids who were very difficult to control. That night they were desperate and they promised that their children would behave, so I agreed to babysit. That night not only were the four... Read More »
Hidden that guy.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Ex-Boyfriend is Probably Not Going Snowboarding
He'll find someone to take him snowboarding three times before he gets her to take him once.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.



You've had a lot of emotions about hockey, but "lust" is a first.
Oh, when I do it I get thrown out of the museum, but when it's a machine, it's "art"?
"Advice Number 1: Don't get involved with anyone like Don Draper."
I've always been into environmental awareness! Also, sexiness.
"Hair? Oh, this is gonna take a while."
Meanwhile in Japan, comedy websites are passing around cat videos and wondering why America is so weird.
At last, an explanation for the most mysterious nose in Hollywood.
She's been attending the Michael Jackson School of Cosmetics.
Your mom likes this list.
Levels: one. Time wasted: infinite.