I think I inhaled a seed and a watermelon is going to grow in my lungs - am I just being paranoid?
The shoppe owner went to the Redundant School of Redundancy for the Chronically Redundant
Redundant. Like I could look at this and think about anything BUT sex?
If British people liked this sign any more, it would be Paul McCartney.
Ah, sir, please allow me the honor of pouring you some tea. Whfffblblblbblblblbblsplll
"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."