Why is that guy staring at the photographer and not Jessica Alba?

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

She hasn't been seen since.

The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.