Mittens: My Anti-Drug
"I do declare good sir, mmyess, that I will take my catnip in the foyer this evening."
"Nooooo! Oh God, what did they do you Mr. Mittens?!?"
The only reason I stopped wearing mittens is so I could make this gesture.
Sorry Mittens, but you're just not cute enough for carry on anymore.
Professor Mittens, it's time you admit you have a problem.