"What the hell happened to Mary Kate?"
Mary Kate Olsen's a wino, just like us regular humans!
Fact: Mary Kate has gained 45 lbs since her first day on the set of Full House.
Hey dude, you're mom called. Make sure you phone home!
World's largest cell phone.
"Damn, my phone's battery is dead. Can I borrow yours right quick, I need to phone home."