May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.
Your body never really recovers from having a child, no matter how cool its name is.
It's really only a worthwhile investment if you've taught your dog how to tip.
"We're both psychologists experimenting on our youngest son to determine if it's possible to MAKE a child homosexual using the right influences and reinforcement."
"Axe, great on your arms and in your hallway. "
Resist all temptation to spray this on your genitals.