I tried to add a rocket booster, but mom said no. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture June 5, 2005 See More dog handicapped Recommended Comments () Picture I didn't build a rocket engine into my wheelchair so the man could tell me how fast I can go. Picture "I asked my mom to pick up my birth control for me, she said she'd try. My boyfriend was supposed to be coming into town the next day. I woke up in the morning, mom was gone, and this note was in the bathroom. I thought it would be funny if she'd actually Picture Sounds like I should be allowed to park closer than him. Picture Dog Patiently Waits for Kid to Stop Jumping in Puddle +500,000 views Picture "My pinky toe kinda hurts when I walk....oh look, there's a parking spot!" Picture "As I was leaving a bar at 3pm on a Wednesday some guy handed me this and said 'The Archangel Gabriel instructed me to give you this.' I couldn't make this up if I tried." Comments ()