"You know its gonna be a good hit when the bong is taller than you are."
When your sign is three times larger than you are, you are crazy.
"Seems like a good deal, but there is always a part missing when you go to put it together."
Fun idea until you realize you have to crawl around the party all night.
Like all great art, you are meant to spill beer all over it.
"It looks like a cool tatoo ... until you go to prison."