I don't want to taste anything that was cooked anywhere near your gooch.
I can quit any time I want!
Sometimes when you want to stick it to the man, you have to get pee on your shoes.
If you offer a $50 reward for your missing bike, I think I can help you.
"Is it the scars? You want to know how I got 'em? I stick a candle in my mouth and do this..."
"I want to be Chuck!""No I want to be Chuck!""No I want to be Chuck!""Wait, I have an idea."