I can't eat anus. Yeah, Atkins.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Using the bridge just seemed too easy.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.