Picture "After 30 inches of snow in 2 days we decided to make this 12 foot tall snowcastle, it has a 7 foot entry way, and two turrets. We even made it on the news."
Picture "Me and a roommate of mine have parking wars. We try to get our passenger door as close to the other guys drivers side door so its a pain in the ass to get into the other guys car. Having no passenger side mirror helps."
Picture I like to imagine the two cops yelling at each other, then the one who gave the ticket says in his gnarled voice, "This ain't your jurisdiction, Statie."