I love it when my food talks dirty to me.
The text reads : "I obviously missed that day and am truly sorry for it. Here is a picture of Superman to make up for the wasted space."
I was pretty drunk one morning and this is what I found when I was reading the paper...
They should make naughty crayons. I would love a crayon that said "TITS" on it.
I took this to the cash register, but then exchanged it when I noticed it was broken.
The chore of respooling the toilet paper payed off when I captured his surprise with my hidden camera.