Picture "This bastard didnt see it comming! Apply mustard to door. Let dry 12 hours. Peel off mustard and volia!"
Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has