The joke starts "so a man breaks into a house and is hiding upstairs..."
She'll eat your brains so you don't have to think about other girls.
I would SO buy a house from this man. What a name...
What to do if your bathing suit is one size too large.
Yeah, street surfing sounds a lot cooler than "wheel-less carriage."
And just like that, Mike evolved from a man-child into a broken man.