"This fish choked on a smaller fish and died. It was mid-August when we found it. We watched it for the week and it's left eye eventually popped." There's a metaphor for something about life here, but damned if I can figure it out.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

This family trip is about to get awkward.