Caution: Riding this may cause you to lose your virginity.
All's fair in love and making sure your hand isn't all wet when you see a high school friend's dad on your way back to your table.
It's unsanitary not to have blood dripping down your forearm as you serve the entree.
True friends know how to lend a hand when you most do not need it.
Your legs aren't broken, son, walk it off.
Start washing your hands after you use the bathroom or this one gets it.