"Paris Hilton smoking the reefer!?!?! Has anyone gotten her to do the shocker yet??" Two great questions.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3