Lloyd C. Linton, bitter to the end and beyond.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal