FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit people like me. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Mike Haxton on May 17, 2005 See More Fortune Cookies More By Mike Haxton View Profile PC Load Letter, what the fuck does that mean? Recommended Comments () Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm the second type. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: "I'm pretty sure fortunes are actually supposed to *predict* something." Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: That's great, because I'm already hungry again. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: I'm trying to figure out if there's any kind of double entendre going on here. I don't think there is. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: Tell me about it. Picture FORTUNE COOKIES: The message is "get bent." Comments ()
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