Picture "This is me at a party a few months ago. the contents of that line is dr. pepper, ciclon rum and i think some pizza, through out that evening, that toilet and i became much closer."
Picture "On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps. I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle. My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once. I got bite halfway down, then it came back up
Picture "Then you will take my lovely Jenny back to my house afterwards and make out with her on the couch for 20- 25 minutes. I'll be watching to make sure..."
Picture "She was just lying on my bed when I got back to my dorm. So I politely asked her to leave. She was obviously lost and in the wrong room."