"My best friend with Anna Kournikova over Spring Break... except my friend is hotter."

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.