"I wore my costume all day and made an ass out of myself in the grocery store beer isle."
Because everything should have a built in wi-fi, the first ever Internet enabled Beer Pong table.
You know you live in a college town when...
Conveniently built next to the world's largest urinal!
He's a real human being, and a real hero.
Conveniently located 2 blocks away from Holy Trinity Community Baptist Church.