The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
"Next time someone tries to show off their taste in music by saying they're a Radiohead fan, show them this."
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
