Picture "I submitted this picture 3 years ago and it did not make the front page. 3 years later you put up a similar but less colorful picture (http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1919833). I think mine is better."
Picture I knew a girl who had one of those water bottles. I guess it's refreshingly fun to suck a plastic dick?
Picture "At a Sony Online party for CES I had a chance to take my own 'That guy' picture. Guess who I am."