"Somebody hacked Coach Izzo's E-mail account and ended up sending this out to all of Michigan State."

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, think it.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young