"And he thought he was gonna get laid... SU Shaming"
He won the "Most Likely to Not Get Laid" superlative.
Michelle really needs to get laid.
Somehow, this guy still gets laid more than you do.
I hear he was voted "most likely to save a princess, but not get laid doing so."
I'm still not sure I get what a man you are, maybe you need a bumper sticker about getting laid.