Picture This kid is so dumb, he put his laptop in the freezer and FORGOT it was in there! What an idiot!
Picture "The solo pilot tried to avoid a crash against the control tower by pulling over the two groups. Instead he crashed into them." Insane.
Picture "I'm at Denny's with some friends and one of them comes back from the bathroom saying something about the towel dispenser landing in the stall while he was in there. He said, while he was on the toilet, some biker looking guy got mad because there were no