I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Why is Nicholas Cage feeding that thing with a bottle and not his own flesh?
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
