Katie Holmes, what did you look like before you were famous?

"You're a wizard, hairy."

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

The transformation is almost complete.