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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.




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Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.