"This is an actual picture from Heaven." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture May 2, 2005 See More enormous mountain dew Recommended Comments () Picture This is a statue of a virility god of ancient greece. Who'da guessed that? This is an actual quote from the website I got it from: "May your phallus be ever hard and enormous! Bless me with your virility. Let my orgasms multiply in honor of you! Picture "That giant burger picture you put up has been published elsewhere, here's one from someone who actually tackled the monster. It took me a full week to finish it. My friend in the picture never did." Picture This is kind of like a Freshman 15 pic, even though you can't see anyone. Picture This picture is from an actual German store and was actually taken by someone who is 10 feet tall. Picture Why do we write our own picture captions? Usually they'll come in with something like this:"you pricks never put any shit i send you up on your website!!! so i guess if you dont like the chics pics i send maybe you want one of me having a small beer after Picture Didn't have the right lens to get a picture of the whole thing. Comments ()