Who needs the burden of friends when you have Gran Turismo?
Ohhh, it's a CAKE, it only _looks_ like an entire raw turkey! Now I'm hungry.
You know what the problem with Jeeps is? They're not big enough!
That enough proof for ya, you stupid creationists?
The Old Pub is not even old enough to legally drink.
The best thing about working for other people is you don't care enough to be motivated!!!