I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Changing a Lightbulb
Those genius engineers have done it again. Block a lane of traffic and use a bucket truck to fix an eight foot light. Maybe someone will invent a ladder soon!!
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.