Jesus is really cool like that. I once saw him stay at a Barnes and Noble for 3 days longer then he was scheduled just to make sure all his fans left happy.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

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1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Have you ever been hypnotized?

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