I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
"I think I overestimated the size of my dorm room when I told them they could come visit."
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
