Those are two things I can do!

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321