Picture That's his wife in the chair, shaking her head with embarrassment because this literally happens every time.
Picture "A tech student rode this chair down the local ski hill into a water hole. On the way down he shot fireworks."
Picture Remember class of 2007 - you are the future! So get out there, grab life, hold it like you're getting ready for a back body drop, lift it up as high as you can, then catch it mid-air as if going for a spinebuster but instead drive it into the mat.