"I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.

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"I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.. "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive.. jesus,hug,crucifixion

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Once Willy's got his eye on someone, it's not so much a matter of HOW he'll get with her. To him it's all about WHEN he wants to do it.

Picture Once Willy's got his eye on someone, it's not so much a matter of HOW he'll get with her. To him it's all about WHEN he wants to do it.

Kid Can't Wait Until He's Finally With Jesus So They Can Hug

Picture Kid Can't Wait Until He's Finally With Jesus So They Can Hug

If I had a list of all the people in the world and had to rank how much I wanted to make out with each of them, these guys would probably be on it.

Picture If I had a list of all the people in the world and had to rank how much I wanted to make out with each of them, these guys would probably be on it.

"This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has

Picture "This random kid showed up at our party and said he didn't have the $5 cover, but he would show us awesome instead. He proceded to drop his pants. He says 'Cool huh? My brother was with me when I got it!' We Let him in." Think about how much money he has

"Roommate asked me to shave his head. He didn't know I did this until he went to class."

Picture "Roommate asked me to shave his head. He didn't know I did this until he went to class."

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Picture I guess Carrot Top has to lift so much so he doesn't get beat up all the time.

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