"You're kidding me, right? Jessica Alba in Idle Hands, how the hell could you miss that ass? Also, dark angel was just a tv series where she kicked a ton of ass wearing leather outfits, horribly stupid, but nice to watch."

My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More » cop turns on his siren while flipping him off. Apparently he set his dumbass up. Now my friend has his license suspended.... XD

February 13, 2012